Goat Simulator has been one hell of an adventure so far 10/10 would recommend this game to everyone ever
This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet
Fuck the system
Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped using shitty hair gel and switched to Dapper Dandy Pomade he could have hair like me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you?
You’re on the Aloha Oe, with the man your man could have hair like. What’s in your hand? Back at me.
I have it. It’s an unregistered alien with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again.
The tickets are now stardust.
Anything is possible when your man looks like Space Dandy and not a lady.
I’m on a surf board.
every fucking tuesday.
Mandatory once in a lifetime reblog <.<
Oh my fucking GOD THIS IS PERFECT
IT’S PERFECT BECAUSE WHO WOULD WANT TO STEAL A BOOK FROM SOMEONE IN THE STREET
I had to dig for the source for some reason…but here it is:
GUYS ITS A POCKET BOOK
Wtf is going on
Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
I feel like Rebel Wilson did whatever the hell she wanted and barely followed the script for this movie.
Rachel Wilson for president